r/DadJokes - the best Dad Jokes on reddit

Posted by u/ser 10 hours ago

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

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Posted by u/vue 11 days ago

Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?

Because they were watch dogs.

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Posted by u/misa 2 hours ago

What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament?

Live stream

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Posted by u/light 23 hours ago

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re so good at it.

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Posted by u/megumin 1 month ago

What do you call 50 pigs and 50 deer?

100 sows and bucks.

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Posted by u/darkness 2 months ago

What do you call a fish with no eye?

A fsh.

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